Saturday, August 13

The Style Guru

Everyone in the house is out bar me, the littlest sproglet and the manky cat. I say manky cat, as she is looking manky. She is lovely but she currently has an arse-licking fetish and looks manky. (Sorry Jazz).

I have actually had a chance to catch up on all the journals I read and that has taken nearly two hours. I had planned to have a shower and ready myself for an evening with the lovely man. Oh well, will do that later.

Have been assessing my medical conditions. If I was seeing a client in my naturopathic clinic, I would jot down all the symptoms and facts, come up with a couple of differential diagnoses and then come to a working diagnosis from that. So, I have:

Edema
Hot flushes in face
Hypertension
Enlarged Spleen
Fatty liver
Tinnitus (ear ringing)

So what could I have Dr House???

What can be ruled out???

What do I need to do to remedy??

I really shouldn't have too many moments to myself or I tend to overthink.

Tangent::

When I was a teenager I always had a dream image that I one day imagined myself to have. I wanted a certain style that shouted cool to the world. I love tattoos (you and me both Mary) and I love dreads and braids. A few of you old time readers of the Jules meister may recall I nearly did the dread thing back in December but found my old good hairdresser so resisted the urge. Anyway, this chic is the epitomy of all that I find cool in style (for me personally).
I told Blair that I loved her style and had always imagined myself like that. He informed me that he didn't like tattoos on arms for chics. I informed him that I would get a Moku (Maori facial tattoo for those not from the Land of the Long White Cloud) if I damn well wanted and he better just like it or lump it. He has a bit tattoo on his upper arm so what is the issue??
Posted by Jules :: 4:56 pm :: 6 Comments:

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